Country Dictionary

I have no words for how great he is

geeze is that magnus?

The act of putting someones penis inside your ear. Person one drags his foreskin back and prepares to put it in the ear while person two stretches his ear to make space for the newcomer.

Otto and his friend are doing the magnus!

A character from the adventure zone. Created by Travis.

Magnus rolls a 20.

Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.

“I am a virgin”

“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand”

Really cool name you are fucking awesome and good in bed, you are probibly the best person in the world if you have this name, and it is better than for example Leander Kieran Iver and Julian.

Magnus is the best person in bed

Magnus is awesome

A 42 year old christian and Swedish man with a big forehead from Sövde who works as a teacher on workdays but in his freetime he likes orientering, coffee, fighterpilots and fikon.

Y/n: What does a Gökmamma do, Magnus?
Magnus: The Gökmamma realises that "shit this is not my baby"!?

A black nigga

THAT NIGGA MAGNUS STOLE MY