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Masturbating while video conferencing, usually during a Zoom meeting.
I was in a Zoom meeting and started toobin because one of my coworkers made me horny.
(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.
Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner
masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off
Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?
The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.
To masterbate in a public place , social event, or workplace, and attempt to finish before you get expelled, kicked out, arrested, or fired.
Jeffrey attempted to Toobin while on a zoom session with coworkers.