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vacation dick

A vacation Dick is a penis of larger than average size, that could be uncomfortable to receive on a regular basis, as opposed to a boyfriend dick

Oh man I hooked up with a guy at the club last night, total vacation Dick though. I'll be walking funny for at least a week

by Ethantheasianman April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.

"I totally got some Vacation Dick last night"

by EIA Revision Group April 09, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that you only hook up with once every while, because it is extraordinary in size.

Damn, last night I hooked up with a vacation dick.

by typo127 April 12, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn

I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.

by ThisIsReallyGoodStress April 09, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus April 18, 2016

vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.

Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.

by bottom_boy April 09, 2016

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss April 15, 2016