A fork of Rural Dictionary
Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction
Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra
Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard
When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small
Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.
I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.
in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!
"Hey dude its soft tacos day"
"yay"
When a tough guy starts having feelings for a female making him soften up.
Damn, this girl's got me fallin soft for her.