A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is a dyke is also part of a cult or county
Hey look at that Dyke County she’s crazy
A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”
dirty ahh stanky ahh poor ahh country ahh place. This place is butt. If you consensually live here ur dum. Super dusty crusty musty and smelly
Dan: Jesus Christ you look disgusting. Where are you from?
Sally: Harris County, GA
Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
Must have Eraser sized penis
The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.
Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.
High-Counties---Napa-Lake counties in Calif are adjacent to one another...Napa is the wine capital of the world...Lake county is becoming the cannabis capital of the world. There are a lot of DRY-counties in the south and midwest. California has only HIGH counties instead.
We went on a trip to Arkansas driving through some dry-counties. We are lucky to live in the High-counties of Napa-Lake in California
Imagine a dog eating mg horse shit then throwing it up and then a bird eating it and shitting back out. That’s the definition of Grant County middle school. The teachers are rapists, narcissistic assholes. Who do nothing but care for themselves and are only there for money. The water is not filtered, the food is old, and the milk is usually spoiled. This is the definition of hell in a school.
Person number one: wanna experience hell?
Person number two: I already go to Grant county middle school.