A fork of Rural Dictionary
i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh
River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.
Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring
Person 1 : She's so ANNOYING!!! but shes also really nice
Person 2 : Must be a river
A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it
For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream