Country Dictionary

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rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened? Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 10, 2010

got me hooked

Got me so interested that I want to know more

You got me hooked last time. Now tell me everything about it.

by jafar79 November 22, 2022

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

Hooks Tuby

A way of saying "Good thankyou" in code for no apparent reason and no one around you will know what it means because it has almost no likness to 'Hooks Tuby' (Clever eh?)

Friend: Hey mate how are you? You: Hooks Tuby :) Friend: .... You: ....

by Katinkaingabagoovinina..na April 15, 2011

Heel Hook

Adjective. Term used to describe large hoop ear rings typically worn by black women. These ear rings are so large that if the womans legs were to be put to her ears during sexual relations that they could be used hold her legs.

That bitch was bangin, and I used her heel hooks to help me bend her in half.

by bilybob2010 November 14, 2010

jenna hook

Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....

Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.

by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd September 02, 2017