A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cloud based streaming service.
Rain is just one of the steps in the cloud based streaming service we call rivers. .
River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life
Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend
Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!
Rivers is a kind boy who cares a lot about other people and will always spare his own pain over a friends pain.
If you know a Rivers think yourself lucky that you have someone who cares about you so much.
Me:"Rivers is sutch a great friend"
Other person:"I know,he's so nice"
River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
River is the sweetest kid around
I love River he's so fun!
A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!