A fork of Rural Dictionary
To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.
I started dating this new woman.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.
n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
Like a soft open, but with no meat
The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n