A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.
That boy wack asl, he must be a River
River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
River I love your eyes!
River YOURE so attractive!
River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.
“River is my shawty foreva n eva”
River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on
" I worship the ground River walks on, they're drop dead sexy"
can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH
FUCK RIVER! HE'S A BITCH! I'LL KILL HIM! AARRRGFHHHHHHHHHHH
River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.