A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus. The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night" "Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"
The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness
For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart
A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
To get extremely intoxicated
Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.
A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In
Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week