A fork of Rural Dictionary
A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"
Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn
random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi
The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.
Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”
When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis
Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN
So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills