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Joseph Whopner

A famously "tough-but-fair" TV-court judge who really "kicked a**" when it came to laying down da law.

I always believe in liberal leniency when it comes to arbitrating from da bench regarding minor wrongdoings or unintentional/unavoidable violations, but sometimes it takes a real Joseph Whopner to adequately/effectively take hardened criminals and habitual offenders to task for their serious/repeated transgressions.

by QuacksO January 30, 2022

joseph joestar

a fucking old ass cheater who also cheats in games... ( i wish he never learned sex)
the other meaning : HERMITO PURPLE!!!11!!
the other meaning 2 : a goofball whos friends with a ded italian...

Joseph Joestar : Yes Yes Yes... Oh My God...

by skepdioz the jojo fan November 05, 2023

Joseph Brooks

I term used to describe someone who shoves oranges inside their rectum.

How's it going Joseph Brooks!

by mcshaneyd October 06, 2023

Joseph Liddell

Watch out he is comin' for your mom *lick *lick

Loves Zuc

"Get out Joseph Liddell stop doing that to my mom!!!"

by DaSouth420 March 21, 2019

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me how this girl gave him The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the chrome off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024