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Jelly donut

When you get cum in your mouth and you shoot it up someone's ass

So when a girls giving you that great head but she like doesn't swallow and she bends you over and spits it in your ass. That's the jelly donut aye

by Redcellq March 08, 2016

jelly donut

Another way of saying you popped a girls cherry! Or when a cherry gets popped and the viganal area is all bloddy is called a "Jelly Donut"

Yeah, last night I gave your sister a "jelly donut"

by Jmac672267 June 24, 2015

Jelly donut

When you eat a girl out on her period

Him: can I eat it tonight? 😏

Her: No.. I’m on my thing…sorry😞

Him: Don't be sorry, I’m down for a jelly donut if you are 😏

by Kingston stone March 23, 2024

jelly donut

A Japanese Sushi called 'Onigiri'. The reason why onigiri is named Jelly Donut, is because of Brock from Pokemon, who originaly thought a onigiri was a Jelly Donut.

Yes. Yes. Just Yes.

Pokemon.
Brock: ITS A JELLY DONUT!
Ash: Brock, that's a onigiri.

by Sylimus0 December 10, 2015

ghost donut the whip

Much like "ghost ride the whip" but while doing donuts. You set a brick on the accelerator, turn the wheel, and sit on the roof of the car while onlookers fantasize doing kinky-spinny-shit to you.

Mary-Anne: Wow, I've never seen anybody ghost donut the whip before!
Jane: Yea, I'm totally giving him my number when he's done throwing up.

by Blondie Stratcreek February 25, 2023

BLOODY DONUT

A term used by great British chef Gordon Ramsay, it means you stupid and dumb. It is used as an insult most the time, if Gordon yells this it means you couldn’t find the lamb sauce.

YOU BLOODY DONUT, YOU UNDER COOKED THE BEEF!

YOU ACT LIKE A DONUT, YOU SMELL LIKE A DONUT, AND YOU ARE A BLOODY DONUT!

by Kermit the frog226 March 09, 2022

Roadside donut

When the Dunkin' truck is stolen and then subsequently crashes, spilling donuts into the roadway.

I don't want no roadside donut! Can't I have a fresh one?

by thatdarndispatcher November 05, 2023