A fork of Rural Dictionary
AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?
Dylan: no watever
Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.
Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living
I go to twin river public schools
Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.
“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”