A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bad ass on YouTube. He'll beat up all the males in your family and date all the females in it. All in one day.
Sully: I wish I was kitty mcgee. Look at him kicking ass and pulling all the hotties.
"Kitty, here. A cheeseburger" "MUAAHHHH"
"Kitty, here. A cheeseburger" "MUAAHHHH"
A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.
In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.
"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"