A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
A flaccid Penis that resembles a peanut.
My boyfriend has a big ass dick, but when it shrinks down it looks just like a little skin peanut.
Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
Maya The Peanut is a young solo K-pop idol with over “986 million views on her first two hits “maya the peanut went to the beach” and “Peanuts dancing in pink tutus ft: Blackpink. She is 15 and is born on 3/9/2007, she is dating niki from Ænhypæn, and she has a brother that is 9 but he is not a K-pop idol, he is born on 6/13/2013.
haiyaa maya the peanut is so cute! 🤭
Maya the peanut is a young K-pop idol that has over “981 million” views on her first song “Maya the peanut went to the beach” her fandom name is peanuts, she is 15 years old and is born on 3/14/2007. She is currently dating niki from Enhypen, Niki’s brother in law (aka maya’s brother) is named tarek, he is not a K-pop idol though he is cut out to be one and he is amazing at dancing.
Niki: Maya the peanut is so hot 🥵🥵
A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.