A fork of Rural Dictionary
A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong
Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose
holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out
On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
Usually wearing leggings and Air Force ones. Typically wearing a tank with tits out. Likely has thick mascara on.
Friend 1:Wow that girl looks swampy
Friend 2:Yea probably from etobs
Friend 1: So swamp etobs