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A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

when a girl says that you will give her an ick in the future

EVIE: "Ew he looks like gives me a pre-ick"
SHIVANI: "Yeah he seems like he'd be so nasty next month"

when a girl says that you will give her an ick in the future

EVIE: "Ew he looks like gives me a pre-ick"
SHIVANI: "Yeah he seems like he'd be so nasty next month"

When snow cums early and leaves a blanket of a white unwanted substance

We had pre-mature snowjaculation a month early and it didn't even throw me a towel

that feeling you get where you can tell you're gonna be sick like when u wake up and you don't feel good but it isn't very bad

I went to school when I was pre-sick which was a bad idea because my nose kept running

Penance performed prior to having committed a sin. This can apply to any difficult situation or task that can't be avoided.

Friend: "I'm so sorry you're having to go through this!"
Me: "I'm counting it as pre-penance for sins I plan to commit later."

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.