A fork of Rural Dictionary
when in the sea and a wave hits you in the face
A: Oh dude, can you see that huge wave coming?
B: What?
B turns around and wave 'slaps' him in the side of his face
A: LOL dude you just got sea-slapped badly!!!!!!!!
When the guy cums in a girl’s/guy’s mouth and the girl/guy swishes the cum around their mouth, swallows and then blows the salty air in the guy’s face.
...then I emptied my nuts into her face, she had a swish, a gargle, swallowed then took a deep breath and gave me a full lung sea breaze, right in the face with my own salty goodness!
A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.
I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties
When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
sea is the most handsome boy in the world. i love sea so much. he is a very caring and understanding person, i admire his confidence. sea truly makes me want to become a better person and i'd do absolutely anything for sea.
me: sigh. im so sad!
sea: hey my love:)
me: happy! :D