Country Dictionary

.A dead dog that was killed by a murderer

The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P

Bull bafucking kever ahoti bull met!

. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.

Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"

Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.

Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.

Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.

“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”

Said to rhyme with the phrase "bullshit", due to not having any other rhymes in mind. The acronym, BULL, is short for "black, ugly, lamentable, lady. Whereas, clit is just added to rhyme with "shit".

That's bullshit, that's BULL clit.

A clean version of bullshit

That is total bull honks!

Bull foreskin

That bull skivage is very stretchy - says Colin K