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Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022

fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 28, 2021

Fresh split

A recent break up

Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.

by gemgalgetsheated February 01, 2020

A Breath Of Fresh Air

When someone does not think they smell or stink.

Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.

by TheGravelDesign January 04, 2025

A Breath Of Fresh Air.

What i call humans with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

Freshing

Trying way too hard and putting a lot of energy into be someone’s friend or getting in with a group who isn’t investing the same energy into you or doesn’t even share the same interests as you.

Kate: Why is Alex still trying to come with us to the festival? I thought you told them you didn’t want to hang out this weekend.

Jade: They’re just freshing me really hard lately. I’ve already told them I’m too busy.

by Ianthe815 June 17, 2021

Breath of Fresh Air

what I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a "breath of fresh air".

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025