Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

beach ninja

Beach Ninja is a Gamer and you tuber, he does live streams. At one time was in the you tube group called "Creepers Den"

Hey have you seen Beach Ninja's live streams?

by Beach Ninja September 28, 2013

shell beach

An unreachable or nonexistent paradise. Reference to movie Dark City.

Hey, you happen to know the way to Shell Beach?

by Phlegatu January 23, 2018

beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places

Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!

by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 06, 2018

lil beach

The worst cod player. Sells every game of Warzone and has the worst k/d on her team.

Omg lil beach stop selling!

by Freeedddy November 23, 2021

Panama City Beach

Orvas the locals call it PAY county ,
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,

Come back on violation,

Stay for your duration.

"Hey man you going to Panama City Beach this spring break?"
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”

by TheAnonymousArtist April 28, 2024

Nickel Beach

A Beach Located In port Colborne And Is One Of The Only Beaches In Port Colborne.

Port Colborne Enjoyer: Let's Go To Nickel Beach!

Non-Port Colborne Enjoyer: N O