A fork of Rural Dictionary
Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.
Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.
Forcibly inserting feces into your girlfriend's vagina to use as a lubricant.
She was so dry that we had to give her the Hot Doug if we wanted to bump uglies
An NBA whose real name is Doug Mcdourmet. He plays for the Bulls
Doug McBuckets makes another three+
The act of restraining your partner by cuddling to prevent them initiating sexual intercourse during sleep. Passive female equivalent of the cock-block.
'Oh my god, she just wouldn't leave me alone last night. I had to Doug Hug her.'
'I got Doug Hugged, the bastard.'
The "protect IPs" fanboy who replaced the Nintendo of America CEO Reggie cause coincidentally his last name was "Bowser"
Someone: "its time to keep working on the Mario 64 Mod that i spent years on."
Doug Bowser: "no."
Bob looked at the pile of brownies he was tempted to devour and realized he was a closet doug.