A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.
When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.
When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back? April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri
oh wow look at that fat albanian over there!
Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
An "Albanian Gang" refers to a group of cybercriminals working together to create and distribute ransomware, encrypting files or networks until a ransom is paid.
" Hey MrB! Your an Albanian Gang Member!" - DoxBin