Country Dictionary

"All we need is some skinny men in vests and a stupid shaped pitch with too many goal posts !!"

If you don't know what Aussie rules is basically it's rugby - a traditional English sport (sport as in "game" not "mate") but each team has 39 players on the pitch, and a special 9 feet tall goal keeper (the Aussies call him the "bungle rusher") The object of the game is to try and throw an egg around while drunk on fosters and castlemaine XXXX without throwing up (guzzlechucks) If your bungle rusher kicks the ball too high in the air everyone calls him a bloody fool and spits at him, then it's a round of shots.

"Bladdy hill miyte, wots this "Ragby" oy keep hearing abaaat?"

When the shots are down the hatch it's back to moaning at the bungle rusher (remember he's the 13 feet tall goalie bloke sport chap) Now at this point if one of the more skinny blokes seems a bit dizzy then just hit him with a pan, pans get thrown on the pitch by ugly men and chimpanzees.

In Australia, women can either marry a man or one of many different types of ape. Women who prefer their men rough and hairy will benefit from this option but make sure your ape is wearing a rubber.......you see, Australia is where AIDS began, a lot of Aussies used apes for sex and got infected, then ran across to the UK to join the gay craze and it spread like some kind of out of control blaze, or wild fire as it were (and Aussies know a lot about that)

"Bladdy hill miyte, wots this "Ragby" oy keep hearing abaaat?" Bungle Rusher

Can appear in the form of a noun, adjective, or verb.
Noun
1. A bungling (pl. bunglings) is a person that is usually found unconsciously acting in a strange way. A bungling is often dumb, however they don't necessarily have to be. A bungling can be a smart person, as long as they don't realize that the actions they're taking are perceived as odd or unnatural by societal norms.
Verb:
1. Unconciously acting in a strange way
2. A secretive way to reffer to sexual acts

All Kyles are bunglings
They just ate an entire fire truck and walked off like it was just a regular breakfast! I've never seen this type of bungling before.

She bungled my dingle till it tingled

Shoppers use the term "bungling," which means to shop at the popular store Bungle's Store.

Looks like my mom went Bungling! The fridge is packed!
*talking to a friend* We should go bungling next week. I haven't been in so long.

A resident of a bungalow.
A bungling is what the common-folk of the bungalow are called.

A bungalow is another type of house or structure where people live.

Jeff is the son of Hubert and Stephanie.
Hubert and Stephanie own the bungalow
Jeff is therefore a bungling.
"Jeff lives in a bungalow!"
"WOW! so that makes him a Bungling?"
"Yes! Jeff is a Bungling!"

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

Bungle Jamper is a phenomenon that occurs in various platforms, but most common in first person shooter games. when Bungle Jamper appears the people participating in said game will experience forms of enlightenment or moral boost. This becomes even more apparent when the player is close to or playing with Bungle Jamper, with the affected people striving to become like Bungle Jamper or aiming for a better life to live up to the Bungle Jamper expectations.

"Have you heard of Bungle Jamper?"

"yes he is what inspired me to find a cure to cancer"

When the situation arises that a fiending boose bungunler in is search of its next fix of the nic and asks, "hey, can I bungle your boose?"

Hey, can I bungle your boose ?