Country Dictionary

Bobcat

A woman who used to be a cougar but has gotten too old

That woman’s not a cougar she’s a bobcat

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night 2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it