A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for “Burtis”, the name of a damn clown
Burt come hit the bong “Burt”-sized
When you burp and fart simultaneously.
After I ate that Chipotle, I burted all night.
Burt will always blow your mind on how retarded he seems, though the humiliation fetish works in a way that Burt is not ever that stupid, just requires the attention that will cause arousal imminently.