Country Dictionary

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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021

clyde/angel/estella

the funniest, most amazing, intellegent- sometimes- AWESOME person ever :) i love you <333

clyde/angel/estella is cool
i agree

by nonamebrand uwu November 05, 2021

Carter Clyde

A man that beats up homeless people and has a abnormally large penis

Did you hear about Carter Clyde’s penis?

by I’m not Carter November 09, 2020

Bonnie and Clyde

Watching their movies you will see truly how hot they were and will make you very jealous for their romantic link.

Bonnie and Clyde didn't have to do all that

by Happy Christian September 30, 2020

clyde barrow

every kid should Idolise this man.

Person 1: "do you Idolise Clyde Barrow?"
Person 2: "no"
Person 1: "loser"

by barrow boy June 29, 2023