A fork of Rural Dictionary
Describing a person who consistently fails to grasp or understand basic information, concepts, or social cues, often to a degree that suggests a lack of common sense or perception. Often used to imply stubbornness or a lack of insight.
(Your team mate on R6 literally throws a 1v1 on overtime match point by looking the complete opposite way despise clearly hearing their footsteps)
Top Frag Player: "Team mate!!! You're actually fucking DENSE!!!" (Punches their monitor)
When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.
Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.
Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you
When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.
Shannon is using the Dense Breast because she's ugly otherwise