A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of calling a girl you may or may not have slept with, preferably after meeting her at 7-11 while buying beef jerky, and dissing her out. Phrases couls include anything from "you're cut off bitch" to "don't call me again you slut". Threatening to do bodily harm, such as hanging said girl from a tree or beat with a bag of nickels. The latter is more extreme and only recommended while intoxicated.
Disser: "Yeah its (your name here), just calling to tell you you're a slut, so is your mom, I know cuz I got head off of her. Yeah you need to get some Summers Eve too. Good luck at Kutztown, slut." Dissee: "I never even met my mom, I live with my dad!" Disser: "Ahhk...well tell him I said hi...slut"
When Urban Dictionary users type in names of people who they don't like. Descriptions of these people include nasty sayings about who ever is being typed
*Janice looks at the screen* Doug- a stupid cockblocker who looks like a shit Janice- Wow, really, enough with the Urban-Wide Dissing
A group of three friends who teamed up to diss Harry Styles on June 9th, 2020.
Madhu: did you check the messages on Madhu Styles Diss Team?? Darshi: No. Anyway it's only Imaan texting there.
"dont try to slag me downbecause i know your right."
F-F-Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a dick I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch Beat it up where she nut on my lips My dick is so big holy shit Shut up bitch now slob on my knob Shoot my nut then I got to go mob E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good Use a spoon cause you really know I should When I suck yeah its all on your toes Let me put my dick on your ankles Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole Imma eat shit straight from the bowl Hello female, what is your name? Cool, get on your knees and give me brain F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh I can’t see with this nut in my eye Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch I want that bug back b-b-bitch Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut Go to school just to eat a pencil Push my teacher right off her damn stool Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd Doing meth with my whole damn herd Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo) Get out the way utters go pow pow pow Out in Texas you know what that do Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool Shit on his dick cause we roll that way Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
Tay K diss track is FIRE 🔥
People on facebook or other social networks who capitalize every word of their sentences, misspell words and stretch out some parts. They occasionally seem to not know how to use punctuation either. Another common characteristic of these people is adding a smiley at the end of what they say.
Status: "Mann ! Todayy Wuz An Awsum Dayy . Cann't Waitt Untill Tomorrow ! (:" Guy reads and thinks: "Wow. I hate Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!"
Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss. The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.