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(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.
another list of things that DID exist in 2009
when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.
that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.
An idiot on TikTok who 100% did not write this for shits and giggles
Some rando: did you see the user im just existing ’s cosplay videos?
Some other rando: no, they sound like a nerd
Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.
Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.
Bloodborne, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Overwatch 2, and Bleach
They are so very mid it is the most mid things in existence
no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*