A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
The humble contribution to the success of a colleague or colleagues and positive participation in the evolution of the colleague community for the good of the whole. Trust, integrity and growth are the core values of Finchness.
She showed real Finchness when she won that new job but handed it to her new colleague; John noticed that Jane was overwhelmed by the volume of work, so he showed Finchness by offering to take over some of the tasks; the project was going to compromise the reputation of the whole community; Gill's Finchness caused her to take action before it was too late.
A dude that attempts to rape someone. Not quite Cosby , not quite Wiestien but more like Kavanaugh. Can also refer to an entitled person like Louis C.K who likes to showcase his unwanted penis to women that work with him.
" Cindy, I don't know what I'm gonna what I'm doing about that job interview, I heard a finch is a part of the board."
Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.
"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."
lame sarcasm, never funny, too stoned to grasp a moment. everything that is good and bad about rock music.
you're are such a fucking asshole