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gentlemen sausage

A man's dick

I want you to taste my gentlemen sausage.

by Shanuatwork October 17, 2018

Gentlemen's Ambition

The instinctual human desire to immediately drink another ice cold beer upon completion of an ice cold beer.

"It is very difficult to control my gentlemen's ambition."

"My wife hates my gentlemen's ambition."

"Concealing my gentlemen's ambition becomes more difficult and tiresome each passing day."

"Nothing better than indulging in a little gentlemen's ambition alone in my garage while listening to my favorite Daughtry album."

by Ambitious Gentleman March 15, 2024

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 11, 2018

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.

" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B

by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017

With or Without Gentlemen

A popular video on youtube in which a scene from Spongebob is played very fast in techno form. (e.g. Best Frenemies, The chocolate episode.)

Spongebob: "Can we interest you in some chocolate?"
Patrick: "With or without nuts? With or without nuts? Without nuts."
Me: "Why the fuck is it called 'With or without gentlemen?'"

by BabySealClubberLang June 20, 2011

MAMTEB GENTLEMEN

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.

Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."

by Steven Gardner October 08, 2007

Gentlemen’s Woman

A lady who gets all the guys. The female version of a ladie’s man.

“I’ve never seen any gentlemen’s women portrayed in media ever. I thought I’d see some?” -me

Erica the gentlemen’s woman gets so much dick she’s living the life” -Stacy

by Superjuliam November 22, 2022