Country Dictionary

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Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.

Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.

by GonzoMM August 13, 2006

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.

I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.

by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018

Gonzo Propaganda

Propaganda that admits it is propaganda, is self-aware that it is propaganda, and is forth right about its intentions as propaganda. Taken from the concept "Gonzo Pornography" - ie pornography where the "actors" are aware of the camera.

By being open about the persuasive position, the arguer is motivated to maintain honesty and integrity and source validity in their proposals.

It is intended as a distributed and independent "blogging" or argument position to contrast directly with the Zero Hedge - Tyler Durden (multiple anonymous Russian-connected authors) model. It is a way in which people with Western Democratic values -- and no financial or government incentive -- who are working independently to enhance their country's public diplomatic image can contribute in genuine, authentic, and meaningful ways.

Wow, Mike went all out with his blog post on why the USA is still a great place for Muslims to come, live , and be free to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness -- that was one of the most effective pieces of gonzo propaganda I've ever seen.

by pooplex June 26, 2016

Gonzo flip

To mix mescaline and dmt to blast off in whole another way

Ayy lmao wanna gonzo flip this weekend? I wanna meet hunter s Thompson

by Smeten September 05, 2021

Pull a Gonzo

To go to the bathroom.

As soon as I saw how big that crack rock was, I had to pull a Gonzo

by Jer Abstract June 12, 2011

Leonardo x Gonzo

Leonardo x Gonzo is an amazing hot ship (that should be canon) Leonardo wants to protect Gonzo which is very hot. Gonzo is a bottom and Leonardo da Vinci is a top.

From web toon series One Hundred + One spells. (READ IT)

Wow! Did you see that new Leonardo x Gonzo moment? They're super gay! Definitely enemies to lovers.

by Pookiedoodoopoopiepp November 25, 2021

Gonzo

A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.

An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.

Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.

by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 04, 2021