Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).

Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven? Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!

by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022

Colon Invasion

Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.

Ass Rappist: BOO!!! Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!! ^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^

by AutoGoff April 10, 2008

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 23, 2023

circle invasion

A euphemism for inserting the penis into the vagina; vaginal intercourse.

Imma bout to embark on a circle invasion with my best soldier.

by Crusader of Rock April 07, 2018

Asian invasion

A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools

(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely

by Josh magosh February 26, 2019

DevilTech Invasion

A DevilTech invasion group ready to raid and destroy everything in its path Be sure to watch out for these people or you become rubble like they say they would make you into‚ but this is a group for gaming‚ fun times and call events for everyone to hang out have fun and get to know each other

How many teams are there in DevilTech Invasion?

by Wlda February 12, 2024