A fork of Rural Dictionary
Means Initial Strength Test, the entrance physical fitness test for the United States Marine Corps.
Heard you where trying to join the Marines, you pass the IST?
That IST is a killer!
A Swedish acronym of “instead”
Person - “aye girl what’s your number?”
Girl- “just take my Snapchat ist”
The alternative to istg (I swear to God)
Ists is; I swear to Satan
Bro ists if you don’t stop chewing with your mouth open I will kill you..
Brazilian abbreviation for "Infecção Sexualmente Transmissível", or "Sexually transmittable infection"
Yeah it basically means a STD but for Brazilian Portuguese
"Tome cuidado com as IST's!"
Translated: "Take care with the STD's!"
The Immobile Stoplight Texter (IST) is a driver that misses the light turn green at a stop because they are busy with their phone or other portable device, causing whoever may be behind them to wait. Depending on the amount of lanes, two or more 'isters' may pull a multiple IST at the light if they are counting on the movement of each other in their peripherals to cue them to go.
A: Sorry I'm late, these two idiots pulled a double IST three times in a row and nobody near the front had the balls to honk them on.
B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!