Country Dictionary

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Jed

An individual who girls only talk to because they think he's gay

That guy a jed

by Jonas perry March 26, 2019

Jed

An annoying loud, obnoxious fat bitch who is secretly Ranga but never wants to admit is and is definitely gay

Jed is a bitch.

by Umm sorry May 02, 2023

Jed

Jed is an emo kid who puts deep messages on his discord status. He hates being called emo though he is the very essence of the word, and likes jacking off to Genshin Impact characters. He's also a very bad server owner.

Oh my fucking god, did Jed just post another deep message on his status again?

My god he is such an emo

by Jed's Sussy Baka July 29, 2021

jed

OH MY GOD I LOVE JED SO MUCH
HE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
PERFECT THING
OBSESSED WITH HIM
YOU ARE BLESSED IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS JED

Jed: Hey
You: *dies*

by jedsslut September 01, 2023

Jed

Stinky hot shit who I’d rather have the intercourse with a Dani divisor HATER who is also from France then be near

Person 1: dude Andrew is like a jed

Person 2: yes Behzinga

by Jedhater420 February 03, 2024

Jed

A fat spicy Ranga that has a hatred towards humans and is extremely attracted to dinosaurs in a sexual manner

Jed is a horrible person

by NumberOneJEDHater January 10, 2024

Jed

Man who plays golf

Man, he's such a Jed. Just look at his swing.

by smallboydiamonds September 16, 2022