A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jordan is a friendly guy he is quite popular with the ladies and can be quite a rebel when with his friends. in actual fact he has a massive penis and attracts beautiful women and is attracted to large plastic draws.
hey jordan, theres a chest of draws over here
omg keep hold of them for me im comeing to get them!
The prettiest girl you know. She lights up any room she walks into. Always finds a way to make you smile. She is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment. Even though she acts like a five year old. She always tries her best even when things get rough and never forgets about her friends when they need her. She often gets tired because she spends all day doing her best for the people around her. She often doesn’t realize how amazing she is because she doesn’t spend enough time thinking about herself. She is the most lovable person you’ll ever meet, especially because she looks like a koala. She is very caring and sweet but is also very strong and independent when you need her to be. She is very unlikely to come by so if you ever find one do not take it lightly. It is almost impossible to miss her, she will stand out in any crowd, truly one in a million. The perfect girl.
I can’t believe how lucky I am to have my jordan.
I wish I had someone like jordan.
A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.
Me: Hey Jordan wanna get a cup of coffee?
Jordan: Nah I would rather suck some dick, sorry
A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.
Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.