Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sahara Knickers

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers

When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert

by Cuntypants February 12, 2020

Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.

Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.

by Scurlage February 23, 2024

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 04, 2018

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 07, 2013

knicker-drier

noun
An adult person, usually male, who is considered hideously unattractive both in terms of personality/character and appearance.

Did you see that political commentator being interviewed by the independent journalist in that YouTube video? He was lying through his teeth with a straight face, after being questioned about his government's role in that terrible thing that happened over the past weekend; what a disgusting knicker-drier.

by SuElTigre October 22, 2024

Messerschmitt knickers

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).

She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.

by Lord George de BruceCarruthers September 26, 2010

brown knicker flick

A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants

Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie

by Cosmic Keith January 12, 2016