A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you take yo girl to Oakland and you take a wing-suit and jump off a building as you shit and bust on her as you glide over her in the air.
“bro my trip to Oakland was crazy, I even got to Oakland Daredevil her”
They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
A term to describe menthol cigarettes.
As menthol cigarettes are widely smoked in the Oakland, CA’s black community, people often reach for their Newport or Kool cigarette upon waking up, before they brush their teeth. Smoking a menthol cigarette also provides a smooth minty mouth feel like brushing your teeth or using mouthwash.
Biden is trying to ban the Oakland Toothbrush! Why did we vote for him again?
when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.