Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

by J Down** June 06, 2010

your entire shit

A phrase meaning "Everything in your possession" or "Your entire inventory."

Gil: Requesting permission to look through your entire shit!
Admiral: Permission granted.

by Mast of the World September 27, 2011

own your own shit

When a particular warlock that believes in spiritual awareness weaves his absolute delusions on the masses and is still alive

Hey hey hey man like being is you trying to baffle us with pure bollocks or may you be introducing us to the realms of owning the prayer to OWN YOUR OWN SHIT🤘🏻❤️🤘🏻

by Power of Griggstain December 26, 2020

smelling your own shit

When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.

What you up to dog?

Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.

Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE

by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011

get your face shit on

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk

"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1

by fdgd February 10, 2005

Shit your eye

When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.

Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?

Obama: Shit your eye!

Carter: Shit your own eye!

by peterSKhiking January 08, 2010

shit your britches

To unleash an unusually wet, powerful fart.

"Did you just shit your britches?"
"I kept hearing Lena shitting her britches last night."

by hkfgh990 February 02, 2018