A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.
Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.
the new hot slang term used to describe a challenged person that popped out of the toaster that way.
karen: you cant joke about that how would you feel if your kid came out developementally challenged
offending everybody: developmentally challenged, I prefer the term pop tart.
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The most attractive woman on a military installation.
Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.
just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk
that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart
A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.
We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.
Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?
Person 1: go away