Country Dictionary

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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Perk Valley

A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy

Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley

by Tina Long October 28, 2019

popped a perk

on drugs

yo, last night i popped a perk and i can still feel it

(white ppl shit)

by black spider monkey May 31, 2023

Gyni Perk

a gynocologist, or, a doctor who practices gynocology. In most cases, one that you're not comfortable with.

So, I went to my gyni perk today to get my papsmere.

by Jordan The-Great September 22, 2007