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Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON September 01, 2016

Pilgrim

Someone visiting there in-laws for the first time bringing disease.

Melissa brought her "Pilgrim" of a boyfriend over for the holidays getting everyone sick.

by DELCASPERADOS December 26, 2017

Pilgrim

Showing up to a retreat of beautiful white privileged women with your clothes not fitting right, having not showered that morning, some fresh visible acne, carrying a bunch of equipment because you traded the be there and you're still trying to appear cool.

"I walked into that room, full of beautiful women, wearing no make-up feeling like some fucking pilgrim"

by thefirstpilgrim March 05, 2020

Pilgrim

A person who existed not so long ago. In a Mysterious land... of Toronto, Canada. They were dating a High Schooler.

Pilgrims live in the Mysterious land...Toronto, Canada

by Random_Bulgarian_Man November 18, 2024

Pilgrim

The smearing of shit

I took a shit and Spread It down the wall so I am a pilgrim

by Shit Smears August 22, 2019

Pilgrim

Asher.

Asher is a pilgrim

by Bob's burger November 18, 2020

Pilgrims

A scrape who scrapes in with his but chin clearing his way with his T. rex shaped hunchback

Guy” did u catch the game yesterday “
Gus “ oh yea it was good”

Guy 2 “ did they teach you how to scrape in at pilgrims

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020