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Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017

reet

Can be used in multiple ways. It can be a greeting (re'et), a reaction or as something completely different. This form of reet was invented by the incredible Squirrel Pro Channel. Can only be lowercase, no exceptions.

1. (Jimmy dies in a game.) Jimmy: What the reet was that?
2. (Steve sees his friend.) Steve: re'et to you, my friend.

by notjawmonster May 20, 2018

reet

a stupid person; dullard

Mack was a reet for letting any GoAnimate websites be retired forevermore on purpose. He will be grounded for 5 rockles. (5 rockles = 20 hours)

by forehard bill July 22, 2018

Reet

If "ree" and "yeet" had a child that could be anything it wanted to be.

"Reet."

by SlayterZ July 31, 2019

Reet

A mix of YEET and REEEEE

REET WHERE ARE MY UNDERPANTS HONEY wife:I think there.... oh you’re naked

by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019

Reet

A big buff gym guy with extremely bad luck but is actually cool as fuck and really really helpful and nice
He’ll find love one day for sure tho he says he wont
He’s great and very reliable and also extremely sassy

Oh my god hes such a reet

by Piss? May 19, 2024

Reet

A boy who has the best humor. Can manipulate people easily in a good way. Got a nice athletic build generous amount of charisma.

I "wannabe" Reet

by p934 March 03, 2024