A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has lived in a Council estate their whole life.
Victor is a scheme wain he’s never moved out of here his entire life.
The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.
A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth
Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked
A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling
Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie
Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.
“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”
A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.
M: Hey, what are you doing this friday? S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!