A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.
dayum. That girl so getting a scone
A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word! Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!
I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!" Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone! "Scone!"
When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet Pronounced: SK-OWN
Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while. John: Where are you going? Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone! John: Okay, take your time man.