A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual term to Describe beating of a person's penis with a Ping-Pong Paddle. Commonly Done By men, They grab a Ping-Pong paddle and induce force upon the person's penis or scrotal area.
He pissed me off so I played alittle "Shlong-Pong" With him...
willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.
"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.
when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.
Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.
When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.
After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap
a peen that goes flippity flop
his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.
a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper
"that was a real shlong slapper"
a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half
did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong