Country Dictionary

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

A group lead by their Tribal Chief, Jaivir

It's the pimper skeeters

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

A Skeeter or skeeter blunt is a blunt with a small amount of weed/marijuana in it

Aye boi let just roll a skeeter I gotta be home soon.

Someone how has a skid stane on there pants all the time

"hey man did you see that guy it looks like he has a skid stane all the time"

"Ya he is a real skeeter"

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"